dyke monkey

the definition of quianna louis

damn yous a whole dyke monkey

by quifffana July 18, 2018

Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming

He was such a Cum monkey last night.

by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020

Swamp Monkey

A sweaty smelly vagina

She has some bad swamp monkey

by NightOwl_74 March 1, 2021

Monkey Hero

The most completely awesome player of any game ever.

I wish I could be a fraction of what Monkey Hero is.

by Taeralis September 17, 2003

Back office monkey

B.O.M for short. An employee of a financial service firm who pushes paper ie: does cost accounting, settles accounts, etc. This employee thinks that by becoming a Chartyred Financial Analyst, they will move to a more glamorous front office position and make more money. B.O.M's are easily placated by free donuts or pizza.

Douchebag and Lion are both destined to be back office monkeys for Harvey Industries.

by freshwoman June 30, 2005

Monkey's Fag Break

To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.

Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going for a monkey's fag break

by Dazza May 28, 2003

ALABAMA PORCH MONKEY

a derogatory word for a person of African descent; a negro

1. The Alabama porch monkey tends to be lazy and would rather draw welfare than work.
2.The Alabama porch monkey likes to wear gold chains and drink malt liquor.

by Pittovsky July 21, 2008