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King Salmon 8

/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.
Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.
by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020
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King Von

The ultimate Von, the final destination of Vons, owner of all the Vons below, King Von bitches all the Vons, King Carson, Kendrick Lamar, female miguero, travis Scott etc. King Vons are 5’9 when standing, but 6’4 when walking due to a special technique in lengthening the bones while walking, called “the skinny alien physique”
I’m tired of king Von bitching me I ain’t takin that shit no more ima show him my tweak
by Dalolrx January 23, 2025
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The King™️

A group of four robotic lions, joined by Jared Sanchez. The group does not take criticism well, and perform awful parodies of popular songs.
I am listening to an awful parody by The King™️
by rpcec26 October 24, 2019
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National King’s Day

March 15th is a day for the boys, aka the kings of this world. Today is the day we deserve the upmost respect, a day for us, so keep your heads up.
Person 1: Happy National King’s Day!
by WillieCentral January 4, 2021
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King Skin Rash

A derogatory nickname for King Charles III of England, referencing politician Rawiri Waititi of New Zealand who performed his required oath to King Charles using the Maori term "harehare", which can mean either "Charles" or "skin rash. The new term "King Skin Rash" is used to disrespect the monarchy and colonialization.

Alternatively: The Skin Rash, King Skin-Rash, King SkinRash, King Harehare
by yeppityyep December 5, 2023
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Runnin a king

"Running a king" is when You start work doing the same job and around the same time with your co-workers yet you are the last one to finish. This especially refers to second shift positions
Seems like Meadows got it in the balls real bad tonight. He's runnin a king for the third time this week.
by Creamin Off June 7, 2022
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King wizard

When you are too good to be true, and have lived long enough to believe in yourself
How did you know that?
Well im the king wizard
by Breezybabie February 21, 2022
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