Job

A job is somewhere you go everyday to get money. You probably hate it at first, but you'll get used to it. The only reason why you go there is so you can survive, which is stupid.

Mother: Get a job!

Father: Why won't you get a job!?

Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????

Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?

Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.

Me: what

Everyone: what

by ggggschizophrenicschizophrenic May 15, 2018

B job

Blow j

I just gave a b job, it sucked!

by Ken and vic June 6, 2018

Turbo Job

When a man licks another mans booty hole aggressively while blowing in his anus at the same time. Made famous by a North Raleigh man when he offered to give Turbo jobs to other men in exchange for working on performance vehicles. Similar to a rim job.

The other day I gave a guy a turbo job.

by BimmerService June 6, 2018

Pop job

When a girl takes pop rocks puts them in her mouth and gives you a blow job

Bro my student asked me to change her grade I said no so she grabs pop rocks and gives me a pop job

by Hfjdjdjdkx June 6, 2018

whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple

Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever

by Bitchbyee June 9, 2018

Tallahassee nut job

The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"

Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!

Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night

by Mr.Gustav June 11, 2018

Irish Head Job

When you slap your dick against a person's forehead and get off due to the friction

This girl offered me a blow job but I turned it down and asked for an Irish Head Job insted because she had a big forehead

by Hobo_JoJo August 8, 2022