Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 04, 2024

Flag

Get the Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job mug.

thank you Job

A thank you blowjob. When you want to thank someone specially with your mouth.

I gave Santana a thank you job the other day.

by Bakerson August 19, 2022

Flag

Get the thank you Job mug.

make a clean job

do something thoroughly.

The mechanic assured me they would make a clean job of fixing the car, checking everything from the engine to the brakes.

by Arminkshipper July 16, 2024

Flag

Get the make a clean job mug.

Dick Job

A genre of sex acts; any sexual act that involves the penis other than penetration.

Examples:
Blow Jobs
Hand Jobs
Foot Jobs

Girl 1: what do you reckon is your best skill?
Girl 2: oh... Umm, I dont know, ummm I guess I'm just good at all the dick jobs.

by Shmones November 01, 2021

Flag

Get the Dick Job mug.

OF Job

When you pay two different only fans creator to make sucking and moaning noises on a video, then you get two phones and play one video on each phone at the same time, then you jerk your cock with both phones on each sides of your shaft

“He tried to hide the fact he gets OF jobs, but it’s obvious he does”

by Dallas fuckluck December 08, 2024

Flag

Get the OF Job mug.