jacked up jane

Jacked up Jane is the nickname given to jane schaffer, the inventor of the Jane Schaffer writing program.

Cami: I have this essay I have to write by tomorrow!
Luke: It's not the jacked up jane method, right?
Cami: No! Thank god!

by Luke Stotler April 27, 2008

Dirty Jack Rabbit

When a girl does a guy in the ass with a carrot, and then makes him eat it.

Last night was George and mines anniversary, so I gave him a Dirty Jack Rabbit. He loved it.

by Arl Vagine January 12, 2009

sink jack-off

A sink jack- off is something most guys do at one time or another -- they beat their meat and have a cumgasm in the sink.

I like to watch myself in the mirror when I do a sink jack-off and blow my load in the sink!

by USAF Cadet January 10, 2021

Jack O' Lantern

When you take a power drill and screw out the inside of your penis and take the shavings put them in a girls vagina and over the course of a week as it seeps out you eat it.

Ah dude me and her Jack O' Lanterned with her so hard!

by Jimbob Dandelian November 11, 2010

Jacked like Jill

To be weak;(used as an insult)

Mike put 100 pounds up on the bench he is jacked like jill

by Diego December 31, 2003

tongue jacking the shitbox

licking a girls asshole

While tongue jacking the shitbox on the penthouse playmate, she let one rip in my mouth.

by Boston134 August 26, 2010

Jack Daniels Zauce

Its a special type of Zauce. When put on ribs it brings you instantly to heaven. Heaven for fatties that is!? The second you open the bottle a whiff of ecstasy is blown into your face - but be careful you might faint from pure joy. Pouring it on your ribs, hot dogs, steaks, burgers, wings, pizza, and cholent you see a golden brown like liquid flow out of the bottle. The Zauce is such an eclectic Zauce that it can be used with almost anything. It can be used from right when you wake up brushing your teeth, and if you wanna flavor up your water a lil just squirt about a table spoon in there and your good to go.

"Are you putting Jack Daniels Zauce on that?"

"Na, We only use Jack Dangiels zauce. Spicy zauce".

by Derrrs June 6, 2011