water-tipper

noun- when you take a dump and the tip of it touches the water

i screwed your mom last night after taking a water-tipper

by darb43 April 4, 2007

Toe in the water

When you shit and one half is touching the toilet water while the other half is still attached to you

He was sitting on the john, waiting for his toe in the water to drop

by MissDiva December 26, 2024

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Water

Water is a liquid that all living beings must drink to quench their thirst, if you do not drink water, you will die. NEVER FORGET TO DRINK WATER.

Person one: Bro I hate water I’m not going to have it anymore.

Person two: If you don’t drink water you’ll fucking die idiot.

by AidzoMD May 2, 2021

Dog Water

When you are trash at any source of internet; sexual fluid that i don't want to talk about

You are f'in Dog water my guy

by what is my life right now March 28, 2021

Chum the waters

To have a bowel movement in a large body of water eg- swimming pool

“Let’s go home Damo, too many children in this swimming pool”

“Don’t worry mate, I’ll chum the waters, that’ll clear ‘em out” -Damo, Citizen of the Year

by Tidal Trickster July 1, 2022

Keyboard Water

(1)
When you clean your keys in a bowl of water and there is hair, dirt, and potential chips at the bottom of the bowl. Can be prepared with a side serving of hotdog water.

(2)
"You're so keyboard water" the second level of calling someone dog water. It's worse. It's calling someone the musty water from their greasy ass keyboard.

(1)"Check out my keyboard water"

(2)"You're so keyboard water bro"

by Juried March 4, 2021