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Skyview High School 

A high school in vancouver washington that is full of stuck up privileged rich white kids and student banging teachers. they are also known for their heavy drug use, half the school is stoned at any one time time. Skyview also boasts more mercedes and bmw cars than all of germany. They also blow at every sport besides football in which the dominate the south western region every year. if you meet a skyview girl make sure to wear protection or your dick will probably just fall off.
Joe: Hey is that Bill Gates pot head daughter in that new mercedes over there?

Bob: Oh yeah dude she goes to skyview high school, she turned out to be a total bitch and she gave me warts.

Bayside High School 

A school (thats so baddass beond comprehension.) - full of Redguard's in Virginia Beach, Virginia. I <3 Redguard's.
Yogie: Damn nigga, Bayside High School is just so baddass! Curlés: I know you lil hardcore mofo you!

Pelham High School

A high school located in the city of Pelham, Alabama in the Birmingham region. Students in Pelham are known for being heavy drinkers druggies and partiers. Pelham is one of the major drinking schools in the central Alabama region next to Chelsea and Hoover high school. They are notorious for having tons of big ass parties all weekend. Most Pelham kids usually aren't wealthy like most of the schools in the area. No one hears much about Pelham. Pelham guys are usually big time players, bros, ass holes and play girls. Pelham girls are usually slutty and wear cheap clothing and can always be seen at the Riverchase Galleria on the weekends. Pelham kids are usually out of the picture and the students are very closed off on the weekends and only hang out with other Pelham kids. No one really gives a shit about Pelham. Oh, and the school looks like a prison.
Guy #1- Duuude wheres the party at tonight??

Guy#2- Man, no one at our school is getting crunk tonight. We'd have to go to Pelham High School for one of those.

Guy#1 - Oh, fuck it. No ones allowed to those parties except for Pelham kids.

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Girl#1- Shelly, I cant believe what happend, Dave acted like he totally liked me then I went to a party with him, he got with me, and now I haven't heard from him since.

Girl#2- Wait what school is he from

Girl#1- Pelham

Girl#2- Oh, that explains it. All Pelham High School guys are like that. They're total ass holes

Girl#1- Yeah hes drunk and high right now as we speak. figures...

Stonewall jackson high school in Northern Virginia

One of the most pathetic places one could ever be at. It's full of kids who think they are emo, but whose biggest problem is their lame attempts at being posers. Then there are the posers who are so obvious. My favorites are the kids who dress in black with piercings and are supposed to be goth, but are really nice people if you get to know em... then the rich kids who wanna act poor so they don't get the crap kicked out of em. Half of the kids are stoners, the other half morons. I fit somewhere in there, but the again, so could you.
Person A: Where did you go to high school?
Person B: Stonewall
Person A: I'm sorry poser.

Biloxi High School 

Coolest mothafuckin school on the coast. fuck those catholic schools, bhs is where it's at, fucks.
"man those biloxi high school babes have the tig ass bitties on the coast. "
"fuck, man. tru dat, homes"

fairfax high school 

A school in Fairfax County with many geeks, spanish people, asians, black people wannabes, and gothic queers. Lots of horrible teachers too.
Wow that sucks that you go to FHS. Got any cocaine?
fairfax high school by x December 3, 2004

Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School

This school is so whack. So the education is alright and the teachers are ok, but the kids? Hookers. Pot heads. Horny Little Bastards. You want to go in for lunch? Sike. The teachers are lazy and don't even want to waste their time with you. To be honest, they're probably smoking a J out back or wishing they were. I'm trying to go to class and you know what I come back to? A room with a teacher who can't smell for shit, and a kid who smells like shit. Yeah, he got high on the crescent trail just like all the other nooblets and fools of this town. If you don't smoke, you're weird and if you do smoke, you're probably a kid of BCC, no doubt.
Hookers, Smokers, and some average kids who are just...weird.
A day at bethesda chevy-chase high school..
kid one-"Man, whats that smell?"
kid two-"I dunno dawg but it smells nice"
kid three-"hahaha, im so nice right now"