hand ammo

A reference to the various memories of sexy or hot people, visuals, events, incidents or other mastrubation fodder gathered over time.

Watching the girls volleyball team play in their tight spandex bending over gives me plenty of hand ammo for my late night fapping.

by rodroddy December 5, 2013

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Jazz Hands

Jazz Hands: When you find hella big jazz apples (I'm talking ABNORMALLY LARGE), and crave them into what will look like hands. Thus creating Jazz Hands.
(No, I'm not a dad, I swear.)

"What the hell are you doing?!" "I'm making Jazz Hands, Richard!"

by BabyBatDraws September 30, 2020

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Alabama Hand Job

The act of throwing in a wad of chewing tobacco, spitting in your hands, and giving a hand job.

It’s our anniversary and Betty knows I love a good Alabama Hand Job. I even bought her a fresh tin of Copenaghen Straight.

by Risky Business 976697 November 24, 2022

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hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents

penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock

by Biggins546 October 4, 2016

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Zombie Hand

When a girl kisses your hand and you decide you never want to wash it again after that. So her kiss stays on your hand as well as the bacteria from her lips making your hand a “Zombie Hand”.

That teen boy’s crush kissed his hand the other day he said he never wants to wash that hand again after she kissed his hand so now he has a “Zombie Hand”.

by Vielee August 28, 2023

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