God

The One, the Big Guy - not Joe Biden but even bigger, you know that Thing. Definitely a controversial figure and seems to take on many forms and be many things to many people throughout history. The One that you often don't talk to unless you have a very very big looming threatening ass kicking life threatening issue which makes you cry out "Help Me God!" Oh yeah, He/She/It supposedly assigns gender at birth but that's being hotly debated lately.

Dear God, now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake, I pray to God my soul to take.

by Ban Censorship April 22, 2022

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good morning and god bless

When you have your breakfast on the shitter.

Ethan started his day off right with a good morning and god bless.

by Supaiupa May 27, 2018

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good morning and god bless

Whilst using the washroom, during bowel movement one drinks coffee and eats breakfast. Typically on the toilet.

Yesterday I tried a good morning and god bless.
I don't think my life will ever be the same...

by Grand Papa John May 24, 2018

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The power that rivals god

When your wife / girlfriend pulls the blanket to her own side with such a force not even god can stop her.

Hey man did you sleep well last night?
No my girl was using the power that rivals god, so I was freezing all night.
I know the feeling.

by Vaxazie April 12, 2017

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God’$

God, the higher power in your life- is in charge. A person with God’$ = God’$ (Profit).

God is in control of your life, your money, and most of all what little time we have left on Mother Earth.

“See that ‘ol man over yonder, across the pasture?”
“He’s on God’$ path” “Amen!”

by Bipolar-Builder May 5, 2025

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