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Nuked shit

When someone shits in a 7-11 big bite box and then places it in a microwave and nukes it for 2-4 minutes and leaves for the homeowner of landlord to find. In some cases a contractor mad at another may nuke a shit as a sign of anger for having to do shitty work in the first place, or for being a asshole in general. Best part of the nuked shit is the fact that it is one of the last places one would look for the stench of shit.
Danny (worker)and Jeff (boss) were stumped for days on the odor in the rental house. Once the nuked shit was discovered Jeff said "guess what Danny? Since I'm the boss, you're the nuked shit cleaner upper!" Danny, being the hardcore badass he is, reached in with bare hands and smeared the nuked shit all over Jeff's seat in his truck.
by Bajaboy January 16, 2013
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Shit Hickey

When you sit so long on the toilet that you get a ring around your ass from the seat.
A long night of eating cabbage, broccoli & cheese, and pickled lamb left me planted on porcelain so long the next morning that I got a shit hickey.
by hookandpull July 13, 2012
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shit glimmer

The look on your face as you are walking into a bathroom and the cleaning person is walking out, because you know what you're about to do to that nice clean toilet.
You should have seen the shit glimmer on my face as I hurried into the bathroom and almost knocked over the cleaning person. I was gonna tear that toilet up.
by sirrichard1975 October 15, 2013
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Sick as shit

Gnarly, wicked, over the top, unbelievable, amazing.
Bro trick you just did was sick as shit.
by That guy with the black shirt February 8, 2012
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Shit Transplant

The act of defecating in another persons anus.
The man received a Shit Transplant from the transient prostitute.
by AssHoleJoe July 20, 2014
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Shit buzz

A situation that is crappy for reasons of ruining fun.
They increased the price of waffles, shit buzz.

I'm working on St. Patrick's Day.

Aw man, what a shit buzz
by waff June 27, 2012
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Danger Shit

Going for a shit when there is only a limited amount of toilet paper to be used therefore it is dangerous and could end up using all the paper and be left with a shitty arse.
"I went for a danger shit today."
"What's that?"
"A shit with a limited amount of toilet paper."
by Aaron Grylls November 28, 2011
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