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better paying job

a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job.Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.
by Sexydimma December 19, 2013
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That's My Job

Guy 1: I'm gonna take out the trash

Guy 2: THAT'S MY JOB!

Guy 2 then beat Guy 1 to death
by Infernfan June 22, 2023
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New York Brake Job

Involving two parties, and a bottle of IHOP syrup. One person lays down with a Vietnam style hard on, and lathers the syrup all over their cock. The other person gets in a crab walk position, and puts their light blue French tipped feet around the person's syrup lathered cock, and then using their arms spins around the person while squeezing the other parties cock with great force.
"Yo bro, did you hear about that girl giving out New York Brake Jobs?"
by 10v2v2 August 28, 2025
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Rotluck job

When an absolute trash head energy drink junkie sticks his lil dih into a full energy drink can or carbonated can of something, whiles listening to rock music the entire time.
Mike-“yea that can of monster absolutely got it last night, gave it an absolute rotluck job!”
by Rotluckkk May 12, 2025
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Cajargle Job

n. an especially disgusting sexual act. pretty hot if your on the recieving end.
Jane - John whats a cajargle job?
John - Exactly:)
Jane - Where did you hear about it?
John - Magic!
by Mr. Magic aka Cocaine Wizard October 31, 2011
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Pacific Rim Job

1. To have your anus stimulated by a vibrator or other electronic device.
2. To get a rim job from a robot or cyborg
Me: that was the best Pacific rim job I ever got!
You: girl, you’ve been single too long.
Me: girl, you need a vibrator.
by anonymous July 25, 2021
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Faggot Job

An occupation that is overwhelmingly dominated by traitor gay men, i.e. politicians and billionaires.
Anyone who says "black jobs" must have a faggot job, and anyone who says "faggot jobs" must be really pissed off at the niggers in charge.
by Publius0987 August 14, 2025
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