national blow job day

this day is held any day in november 😛

“hey its national blow job day!”
“woopie!!”

by imadethissomybfcanbehappy October 28, 2023

Shab Job

The opposite of the phrase "not too shabby." To perform certain tasks like a freaking idiot. When common sense is too overwhelming for you to bear that you mess up the easiest of tasks.

Max: did you see Carl try to paint today
Jason: yeah that was a total Shab Job

by CrockDundee April 14, 2014

Gavin Job

A term which refers to the act of doing "fun" things with your dog until completion and dog creates new spawn. Make sure you use proper form and use both hands to hold the dog while performing a Gavin Job

"Gavin you did what to your dog?"
"A Gavin Job is all"

by Dat Boi 999 May 6, 2024

Knee Job

In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula

“That was a great knee job that guy pulled off the other day”

by squidpp April 17, 2022

Vermont Mop Job

The Vermont Mop Job is the act of pissing, ejaculating, and shitting in each hole of the body part (Including the eyes)

Yo bitch I’ma give you a Vermont Mop Job get on your knees bitch

by RoomNeural July 7, 2025

Bubble Job

The bottom gets on their knees and holds onto the top's balls (like a bubble stick handle). After doing so, the person would do a normal blow job but at the end when the top cums, they go to the base of the penis and then blow like they're blowing bubbles which should cause cum to disperse out the nose and through the small open crevices of the bottom's mouth.

"I just gave my brother the best bj ever!"

"A blow job?!?"

"No!!! A bubble job, you dirty minded freak.. 😏"

by yourlittlekitten420 May 10, 2024

Nc Job

A sexual act when you pour heated BBQ sauce from North Carolina on your lady and let it carmalize and you eat it off her breasts and thighs

Dude Kelsie totally let me give her a NC Job last night , she still has BBQ sauce on her this morning

by Johnathan1976 July 28, 2024