Oh fuck nut

When you beat the fuck out yo dick, but then the moment you cum you realize you just watched or thought of the worst shit ever and you probably goin to hell now!

Yea my day ain't been goin well, woke up this morning and had a oh fuck nut! Thought of that chubby skank Jessica but then I realized she's a filthy cunt and I shouldn't have touched myself to her

by BryJ December 17, 2018

sunny coco-nut

Someone with nice ankles and knee caps who shines bright like a sun and is owned by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Omg is that sunny coco-NUT in the seat across me his ankles are beautiful

by Sunnycoco-NUT’s owner January 14, 2019

sunny coco-nut

Someone who likes ankles and knee caps who shine bright like a sun and is owned by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Is that sunny coco-NUT sitting in the seat in front of me omg his ankles make me wet

by Sunnycoco-NUT’s owner January 14, 2019

Slavich Creamy Nut

The action of nutting in your slavic mate's coffee while he's not looking, causing a cloud of creamy delicious proteins.

"Hey Alexeï, I creamed your coffee alright this time"
"BLYAT, you did a Slavich Creamy Nut didn't you ?"

by Captain Noot Noot January 25, 2019

On that nut

On some bullshit, spewing ignorant things

Person 1: When I was telling my boyfriend that I was going to get an IUD , he inturrupted me and talked about how when his ex got one she bled a lot for a few months.
Person 2: lmfaoooo your boyfriend really on that nut, I’m sorry.

by Sadgirlhrs January 26, 2019

Twanged a Nut

When seeing a sportsman (usually a footballer) feel his groin after a groin strain.....

Nasty, groin strain there. Looks like he's Twanged a nut.

by The tiler January 30, 2019

Thor Thunder Nut

When your partner sucks you off so hard that your Semen looks like thunder hitting your partner in her Vaguba.

I Thor Thunder Nutted jessica yesteday, it was pretty nice.

by TheRyaNut May 2, 2019