monkey bomb

An offensive term for an i.e.d

If you don't know what you're doing building a monkey bomb in your basement and injure yourself, the government isn't responsible.

by Sexydimma May 30, 2017

Dirt monkey

A guy that likes to butt fuck another guy

Shawn and Timmy work together. Timmy wants to be Shawn dirt monkey but Shawn likes girls.

by Champ69 November 21, 2017

Porch Monkey

A nigger

Get off my lawn you porch monkey before i hang your ass.

by bowenrbrooks May 7, 2018

Monkey Hero

The most completely awesome player of any game ever.

I wish I could be a fraction of what Monkey Hero is.

by Taeralis September 17, 2003

Certificate monkey

Someone who has millions of certificates but lacks any sort of hand on skills.

Boss: Did you find any candidate to interview?
HR Exec: Nah. Just certificate monkeys.

by Boo-G January 14, 2019

monkey gangbang

12 Black people walk in a bar. 5 minutes later they have gone full ape shit on the bar tender. then after raping the bartender they used his head to sodomize them selfs.

requis meet ta the gay bar in for an epic monkey gangbang downtown. remember no lube

by fecklord January 15, 2019

dyke monkey

the definition of quianna louis

damn yous a whole dyke monkey

by quifffana July 18, 2018