Maxfeld

AN awesome all around typa guy. Everyone likes him and he gets all the bitches. Hes the dankest guy around and is yuck at hockey. If you ever meet one of these, make sure to say hi and become friends with him as it will benefit. Genos and apples are daily occurences in this mans life, as well as rippin up some chel with the boys. Impeccable sty on the ice and effortless awesomeness. Lovable person.

"Thats a Maxfeld isnt it"

by Logan Yan January 12, 2023

maximum purchase

To have the most inquenchable grip on reality and the spliff in hand.

Louie mouth had maximum purchase on bong rip

by Boarhunt Bashers January 15, 2023

maxisdax

Someone who is god on fortnite.

You are maxisdax

by barreeeeeebooy January 16, 2023

maxisdax

some who is good at fortnite.

You are maxisdax

by barreeeeeebooy January 16, 2023

Maximum Sus

The highest level of suspect activity an individual can possess at any given moment. For all the reasons or no reason at all.

Something is off with Jonathan Coose, dude is maximum sus.

by Aintthe1 January 26, 2023

Maximus

A 6’2 weirdo who plays video games and listens to 80’s music. He is very stubborn, smart, funny, and overall the best person yoh will ever meet.

Maximus Wayne Taylor-gardenhire

by Soup5351 January 26, 2023

Maxwell Goddard

WAXYMELT is ginger like the orange flavoured doritos you will find in a crisp packet. He is delightful and is especially nice to his boyfriend Barhem Ibuohgay. He goes to the gym (to suck cock) and loses muscle due to him munching on too much Iranian spices. He believes in Allah and the bible and prays to him to become homosexual. He found the inspiration from his lover Barhem Ibuogay. Maxwell circumnavigated the globe just to steal Iranian oil and piss off the Iranian leader, Ali Khamenei. Waxymelt is also Jewish meaning he has a big cock. The end!

BOOM BOOM BOOM MEHRAB IS IN MY ROOM, WAXYMELT IS STEALING FROM HIM

Maxwell Goddard loves Barhem Ibouhgay

by IAMTHEORIGINALBARHEM February 2, 2023