klerp box

A fax machine, from the sound produced when one presses the keys do dial a call.

I need to get on the klerp box---gotta get this fax out before noon!

by pentozali October 06, 2008

i am juice box

parents in the room so you have to be quiet

yo i am juice box.

by SOULESamurai March 09, 2016

Boxed, getting

Dead, getting. Being put in a coffin the hard way. Being murdered.

"Being boxed, getting put in the deadbook, that what's you get for crossing a drug cartel."

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

box iron

A Ghanaian name given to a special iron/fool

1. A name for an iron which uses charcoal to heat up...

2. Also a name that can be given to a fool...

He used the box iron on his dress.

by Yobo Christian August 24, 2017

georgia cotton box

when a girl gives you head while some chaw is on the tip of your penis.

Jilly gave me the best Georgia cotton box I've seen this side of the Appalachians.

by anxyhippo September 15, 2020

Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).

Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.

by Anonymous Bosch II September 22, 2018

male box

A polite term for a penis.

I refused Tom's advances. Finally I had enough and kicked him in the male box.

by Mr. Can Man June 26, 2018