Pegged in the butthole guy

Hey! That’s what I was going to say about Pegged in the butthole guy!

Hym “Pegged in the butthole guy thinks he’s the alpha male of our little group but all he does is take passive aggressive jabs at me. You’re not an alpha male Pegged in the butthole guy, you’re the bitch wife of my sexless marriage. Look at yourself you fucking retard! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!”

by Hym Iam November 14, 2022

Nice Guy

What the toxic men call themself's

"why won't you date me i'm a nice guy!"

by bro_shut_up November 14, 2022

free the guy

When you feel for someone that wants to do something but they can't you say free the guy.

"Want to play tomorrow?"
"I can't because I my boss wanted me to work tomorrow."
"oh free the guy."

by Wise King Woo November 17, 2022

That guy

A dude who is fucking cracked at what he does. The motherfucker who is described to as for himself. He pulls an absurd amount of hoes as well.

Bro chetty fucking slays, he is that guy

by Chettyzyns123 November 18, 2022

salami guy

salami guy is used for people who is cool,gets women and men,strong and very hot.

guy 1:"damn look at that guy,hes salami guy"
guy 2:"i wake up to the sounds"

by salami guy November 18, 2022

the guy in the bedroom

That man has a massive cock

the guy in the bedroom could mean a man who waits for you, and has intercourse

by cramon November 21, 2022

Find Your Gundam Guy

A romance story that can be told in 4 photos. 1- random flex of obscure interest (Gundam) in your DMs, 2- DMs get better, 3- unexpectedly meeting and 4. pledging eternal love . Taken from the tweet by @mitsurutenma 11/22/17, retweeted 121k 🤍 388k

- I hate being single
-Don’t worry , someday you’ll Find Your Gundam Guy.

by jmjEagle November 22, 2022