A whole different kettle of fish

a different situation or person to be dealt with

I've watched you a lot on Instagram, but in person? Whoof! That's a whole different kettle of fish!

by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024

Fish face

A human being that believes they look good but in reality they look like their father had raped a fish and they are the afterbirth that is left over

Hey have you seen fish face anyway?
Yeah i have Jay Miller is in the cafeteria trying to pray on another young freshmen who has lack of chromosomes

by Aceien July 19, 2018

Fish laugh

When someone does not breathe or make any sounds whilst laughing.

Person 1: Is he having a seizure?
Person 2: No don't worry, he just has a fish laugh.

by Some Swan August 16, 2021

Shad fish

Shad fish is descending from the shadcestors the people who constructed shad language

shad fish

by Shadcestors June 29, 2023

Cooked fish

When you are about to have sex and she undresses and she stinks so badly but you just gotta tap that so you dive in anyway.

Man I cooked fish last night!

by 019-2830192830182308123 August 7, 2024

fallopian fish hook

The form of birth control known as an IUD (intra-uterine device) EXPIRES EVERY THREE YEARS

My ex’s fallopian fish hook expired and now I have a toddler

by Tnorth October 30, 2023

Fishes

The way in which idiotic people try to mean more than one fish. They think 'fishes' is a word, but it is grammatically incorrect.

Idiot: "hey, mate. Did you see how many fishes were at that store?
Decent human being: "Fishes? Fish is it's own plural, stupid."
Idiot: "No! You're so wrong."
Decent human being: "I'm not. You idiot."

by Sugar wants Snake proud February 20, 2018