Let me do my business

When your ketty as fuck and nobody will let you just get on with your business

Stan *ties laces*
Archie *starts filming*
Stan: “Let me do my business”

by Suspicious T May 8, 2021

Where Do Babies Come From

You’ll Find Out

Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough

Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1

Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing

Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually

The End

by Khihow2 May 14, 2022

FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!

A line from GTA5 after franklin drives through the front door of Simeon's shop.

"DAAAMMMNNN!!" "FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!"

by Pay me more. April 3, 2023

do I look like sick

Kim Namjoon said this during a vlive March 17th 2017. It is a phrase we should all live by honestly.

Q: “Are you sick? You look sick?”

RM: “do I look like sick, I’m perfect, Im healthy”

by Cuddlyfrog223 July 22, 2021

Do you listen to Girl in Red?

Well for starters Girl in Red is a Lesbian singer, so when someone asked if you listen to Girl in Red they are asking if you are a wlw (woman who loves women)
Yes I do = Yes she likes girls go get ya girl

No I don’t = Either straight or never heard of her

Girl 1: Do you listen to Girl in Red?

Girl 2: Yes I do
Girl 1: You taken orrr..?

by Just a hot b!tch ✨💅 June 5, 2021

things to do in ur buddy's room

A couple fun ideas:
- Make pancakes and then share them with your dog.
- Build a blanket fort.
- Organize their books alphabetically by the last letter in the title.
- Play monopoly with your alter-egos.
- Cook meth.
- Read through one of their books and then rip out the most important page so they'll never know the ending.
- Pour honey on their underwear.
- Frame them for murder.

Things to do in ur buddy's room:
Their mom

Get it??? Like do their mom in their room!! Hah! What a zinger!
But really, don't do that. That's messed up. Just shoot some heroin or something like the rest of us.

by My Pussy Wagon is a minivan September 18, 2016

Do you want sticky keys?

It is a question by Windows 10 if you spam the shift, CTRL, ALT, or Windows button the question will pop up on your monitor. And no, i don't want sticky keys.

Do you want sticky keys? The answer is no poopy brainer

by I am the OWO December 22, 2019