Assistant Simp

When you wingman a Simp yet you are not a simp yourself.

"Today I helped Elliot get this girl he was after."

"You mean that simp? So you're basically his Assistant Simp?"

by Sh0rtkakke March 25, 2020

alabama simp

owen is a alabama simp over his sister

“i don’t flex to impress my wife” “i’m not a alabama simp

by The teacher April 15, 2020

Dark simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women, but using manipulative tactics in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

He's using his dead grandma as an excuse to get this girl's attention. He's a dark Simp.

I'm dark simping this girl by making her feel bad for me.

by ThedutchTpro April 24, 2020

sleep simp

when someone you know sleep talks and starts simping over multiple females in their sleep

"yo did you hear dan last?"
"yeah I can't believe he sleep simp 's that hard"

by not a sleep simp April 29, 2020

Sand simp

When a arab ask's a girl for feet pics and or ask for a date in exchange for their oil money.

Man Saleems Really a Sand Simp bro. He just asked this chick for some feet pics.

by retard 46.0 May 1, 2020

Saay simp cult

The saay simp cult , Is a cult to claim saay's world domination . Join the saay simp cult for clear skin and long lasting happy life . Praise our leader saay best singer ever . The saay cult will make your life happier by following a fashion icon and vocals queen . JOIN THE SAAY SIMP CULT BUDDIES

I just joined the saay simp cult and my life is better

by Saay queen May 10, 2020

Saay simp cult

The saay simp cult is an association claiming for saay's world domination. This cult follows the saaytion a religion that worships a fashion icon and vocals queen aka saay . Join the saay simp cult for clear skin and long lasting happy life . In conclusion STAN SAAY AND JOIN THE CULT

I just joined the saay simp cult and my life is happier

by Saay queen May 10, 2020