the scariest shit

Spooky scary skeletons

Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

-The scariest shit

by Sant1z1a November 23, 2017

Shit-slit

(noun) the rectum, the opening of the anus, poop-shoot, or asshole. Often referring to the receiving orifice during anal sex. Also known as a muscle-cunt in gay anal sex. This term is usually associated with a shitty-kitty or a dirty deal. But Feces need not always be present unless you are referring to a shitty slit, wherein shit is an adjective.

let Me hit that shit-slit, sit on it! (Please).

That hot Ginger’s shit-slit is pinker than Legally Blonde 2!

by JAB3 June 20, 2019

Shit buzz

A situation that is crappy for reasons of ruining fun.

They increased the price of waffles, shit buzz.

I'm working on St. Patrick's Day.

Aw man, what a shit buzz

by waff June 27, 2012

shit glimmer

The look on your face as you are walking into a bathroom and the cleaning person is walking out, because you know what you're about to do to that nice clean toilet.

You should have seen the shit glimmer on my face as I hurried into the bathroom and almost knocked over the cleaning person. I was gonna tear that toilet up.

by sirrichard1975 October 15, 2013

henrys shit

when your shit is either yellow or red so you must have ate some tacobell last night my yellow nigga

Henry:I had some taco bell last night
Random guy: damm i feel bad for you you must have henrys shit.

by Henrys shit February 21, 2019

dogstar shit

When one becomes unnecessarily deep at any given moment. It may result in public, life-changing revelations.

Person 1: Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day, saying, “I will try again tomorrow”.
Person 2: That is some dogstar shit.

by dogstarrose June 14, 2011

Flex Shit

That sticky poop that seals itself to the back of the toilet and no matter how many times you flush it... it won’t go away. It is the Flex Seal of feces.

“Dude, I just took this nasty “Flex Shit” that just won’t go away. I swear it could be used to seal Phil Swift’s glass boat.”

by Nacho Burris February 9, 2020