Cross-dimensional nut

When you nut so hard you literaly break the barrier of space-time and cum into another dimension

Him: I don't need to use a condom
Her: But what if I get pregnant?
Him: Don't worry babe, I always have a cross-dimensional nut
Her brother: It's true!

by Fantabuloustasticness June 29, 2018

mental nut juice

When something turns out easier than you thought so you want to insta-nut but your in a nice uniform so you just have to imagine the room covered in splooge

"How was the job interview ?."
"Aw it was great but i was in a tux so i just covered the entire room in my mental nut juice

by JingleBalls696969 May 6, 2018

Nut Back to Life

When you can only cum after you've been dead for at least 3 minutes, but then you get shocked and nut so hard.

I got hit by a car, but then the EMT's made me nut back to life...

by Mjkisloski June 17, 2017

Nut For Earth November

Since Pornhub is planting trees, cleaning the ocean, and launching environment campaigns based on how many views they get on their videos, this month is dedicated to contributing to those campaigns and helping to save our planet by watching porn. No Nut November is cancelled. Bust a nut to save the environment.

guy 1: are u participating in no nut november?
guy 2: no bro havent u heard about nut for earth november? save the earth!

by boiledpee November 1, 2019

park my nuts

When you go balls deepen a girl and you park your nut on her. Or when she deep throats you and you park your nuts on her chin.

Excuse me, can I park my nuts on you.

by Jackrabbit 15 January 7, 2016

Goof Fucking Nut

Someone who falls out of their chair in their own house.

Asiah is such a goof fucking nut! Who falls out of their own chair in their own house?

by UnFox the Universe October 15, 2020

Nut roll over

A karate move when you cant find the nut you just busted

I had to pull a nut roll over last night

by The roll over June 20, 2017