john mccain

a real old fart

john mccain the old fart, if he became president he would make a draft.

john mccain by baka kuso yaro April 27, 2011

John Lee 

A fuckboi. A man who will murder your heart and possibly rape you. He will love than hate you faster than you can say hello. He loves every girl he sees and wears navy on navy on black. He will steal your heart and your social life. Best beware he is a dick. And not the good one. And he isn't named Richard either.

Damn that guy must be a John Lee.

Guys John Lee fucked me hard and now i am here with a broken heart!

John Lee by sugarmanbands November 20, 2017

john 

a complete asshole who tells girls he is single but really isnt. cheats on you emotionally and most likely physically. he works with the girls he tells he likes them. he ignores you if you are his girlfriend. he is a scandalous manwhore. he parties with girls he cheats on you with.

I am john, im single and want to be with you but i really aint single, im just cheating.

john by tribalgirl August 17, 2012

John Hancock 

The act of dipping one's penis in ink or paint and then slapping someone in the face with the inked/painted penis and leaving one's mark.

Jason: Haha, look at Joey.
Brendan: I know, Derek gave him a nice John Hancock last night.

John Hancock by It's Poop Again August 13, 2011

John 

Irish God of Sarcasim- fabled to be the most sarcastic deity of any civilization. John could kill a an army of men with a sarcastic comment. Stories tell of John having such a horrid reputation for ruining lives with his sarcasm. That is why the common day toilet is also called a "john"..

Tim: Why is that person always sarcastic?
Bill: Oh they worship John.

John by sharpiedeathray August 29, 2013

john jo

A man with a small penis and is gay

You are such a John jo

john jo by Themagician1829 May 11, 2016

John Key 

New Zealand rhyming slang for Donkey Punch, similar to the Wolf Bag technique and named after the Prime Minister who won the country's trust through his seeming mild-mannered ineptness, allowing him to take them from behind and smack them in the head. Typically, only the person delivering a John Key benefits, while the person receiving a John Key suffers immensely and risks permanent brain drain. It is the sly con and false pretenses of a John Key that distinguishes it from a standard Donkey Punch or Wolf Bag.

New Zealand was so loose, even John Key barely got a reaction from them.

John Key by Red Hood November 29, 2012