jack off jill

Jack Off Jill are nothing like goth rock. They are girly metal, good girly metal at that.

Everybody's got a little something to hide.. but me.

by niklar January 10, 2004

Samurai Jack

A complete an utter newbie from Gametalk who always posts the exact same posts. Not a real guy, just a lame cloning attempt at Auron Leon Heart, and even worse than him.

Samurai Jack: i am the best

Oldie: *insert detailed description here*

S Jack: stfu

Oldie: *insert detailed description here*

S Jack: u loser

Oldie: I'm leaving you. You're pathetic.

S Jack: no ur scread of me

Oldie: *vanishes* O_O

by Drazar March 18, 2004

Jack-o-lantern

Inserting a flash light into a girls vagina while it is turned on.

The lights were off so i decided to give her a jack-o-lantern

by fundipper February 2, 2009

Samurai Jack

Another shit attempt by Americans to imitate anime.

Samurai Jack on Cartoon Network is a fucking joke.

by AYB February 23, 2003

Kentucky Jack in the Box

The unfortunate but hilarious consequence of having sex with a woman less than six weeks after a C-Section, resulting in the penis stabbing out of the closed wound. Commonly known to happen Kentucky.

Woman: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS STICKING OUT OF MY BELLY BUTTON?!
Man: WOW this looks like a Jack in the box... A KENTUCKY Jack in the Box!

by JerJax December 9, 2008

Jack the Punkin King

Jack the Pumkin King made in appereance in Kingdom Hearts but originally appeared in The Nightmare Before Christmas, where he got tired of ruling Halloween. He kidnapped Santa Claus and took over Christmas.

Jack: ...and because I am dead I can take off my head and recite Shakesperian quotations."

by Joe September 3, 2004

I am Jack's

A substitutive for the phrase: I feel/am X used in reference to oneself in the 3rd person.

Ex. I am feeling sad.

into

I am Jack's deflated happiness.

This is quite obviously made in reference to fight club in which the character refers to himself in the third person because of his schizophrenia

by antwskinner August 5, 2008