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That Ass Can Fart

This is a phrase one would use to proclaim that someone's posterior can produce one of 3 things, A. a loud and boisterous fart, B. a long winded and detailed fart, or C. a fart that produces a particularly foul odor when leaving someone's shitter. Almost always used after someone farts, and it is not courteous to proclaim that someone's ass, can indeed, fart, outside of a scenario in which said person previously farted in the last 15 seconds. You may also add 'though' to the end of the phrase if it suits your fancy.
*Someone in close vicinity starts ripping some serious ass.* "That ass can fart!" or "That ass can fart though!"
by JohnBallSack November 22, 2021
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charger wiener fart

when you plug your in your phone and nut fart and the buzz of the charger happen at the same time.
by iSlayyxd March 23, 2019
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When your with a group of people and someone farts without saying safety, but no one knows who did it.

Also known as a UFA
Char "Who did it, someone own up"
Josh "It was just another Unidentified Farting Arsehole"
by Bigcharsnudes October 3, 2018
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Semen filled fart

The act of fucking ur grandma and her farting while you cum
Fuck man I just gave my grandma a semen filled fart!
by fartlicker67 January 11, 2022
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exercise your farts

The act of farting repeatedly, while seeming like nothing is happening
You should go exercise your farts over near that hot dude
by 243588 May 2, 2015
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grow old and fart

This is a very serious definition, it normally used when someone is getting angry. I used it in the sentence “I dislike how people grow old and fart waggot you” my friend answered with “are you mentally ok?” This can be used to stop arguments and help with. Child vocabulary.
“I dislike how people grow old and fart waggot you” my friend answered with “are you mentally ok?”
by the_fatherless_child_112233 December 19, 2021
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butts, farts, and ... sphincters

something that unprofessional people talk about during a work business meeting
Person 1: In today's work meeting, we are going to talk about butts, farts, and ... sphincters

Person 2: Eww, that's totally unprofessional
by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022
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