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bro jerk

When you jerk of together with your bro. It's not gay when you say "No homo".
Sometimes this ends up as a bro job.
Bro1: I'm feeling so horny right now.
Bro2: What about a bro jerk?
Bro1: Good idea, let's get started.
by zehsgzdhe63727 August 28, 2023
mugGet the bro jerkmug.

smash bro

Fuck-buddy who you think of as a bro.
"I recently got a smash bro so ive been having fun with him every weekend the past few weeks"
by anonymous November 15, 2018
mugGet the smash bromug.

Ur bro a hoe

Worst than Ur Mom Gay,Ur dad Lesbian,Ur Bro a Mother,Ur sister a mister,Ur Granny Tanny and Your Grandpa a TRAP...
Matt: "Louis,UR MOM GAY!."

Louis:"NANIIIIII"

Louis:"Omae wa mou shindeiru!"

Louis:"UR BRO A HOE!"

Matt:*got nuked by North Korea...*

U.S.A:*WWIII starts*
by Xx_L0uIs2_xX May 22, 2018
mugGet the Ur bro a hoemug.

Yo bro is that a Sony?

Usually at night or when in a dark room, when seeing a floating tv you shouldn't worry about it being your Grandma haunting you after spreading her ashes at the local goodwill but instead it's your goddamn nigerian neighbor named Larry "borrowing" his white friend's new tv for the third time this week.
You *sees a floating tv in the dark*
You YO BRO IS THAT A SONY?
by BOBminer321 November 19, 2020
mugGet the Yo bro is that a Sony?mug.

Bro

How's your little bro doing?
by Tacocatawe August 9, 2016
mugGet the Bromug.

Uncle bro

Its the cool uncle , the cool cat, the fonz! the one thats single but all the nephews and nieces love him. He always brings a different girl to the parties and holidays. He’s always late to parties but as soon as he walks in the party gets lit. Usually wears a jean jacket with rolled up sleeves to show off his tattoos and 1001 bead bracelets. Always has a beard and mean demeanour look. Usually a chain smoker and scotch/soda to top it off.
Oh my god! UNCLE BRO IS HERE! The kids are gonna get lit!

OMG! Have you met my uncle bro? Hes a cool cat! When i become a uncle i want to be exactly like him.

Mommy!daddy! When i grow up, i want to be an uncle bro!
by Thebrotherofallbrothers March 31, 2020
mugGet the Uncle bromug.

Coating the bro

Similar to the game soggy waffle. Once the first male falls asleep it is the duty of all present men to jerk off until completion and finish on the bros face.
Dude, Josh is asleep. That means it’s time for coating the bro
by RedLion6599 December 7, 2022
mugGet the Coating the bromug.

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