something uber homosexual. derived from the fact that negative 3 girls like someone (john doe), making it 3 guys liking him, thus the negative 3 is homosexual.
"dude that guy right there is sooooo john's negative 3."
Guy 1: I would bang that guy
Guy 2: thats so john's negative 3.
Guy 1: I would bang that guy
Guy 2: thats so john's negative 3.
by stinsons October 21, 2010

by Jqia8qiqjsjjd August 22, 2024

She is smart as hell in math and makes joke about people. she is a girl you never want to turn your back on or she will be MAD . When you have a girl named Abbey you make her feel like a good person and she will try and ignore annoying people.
by Abbey :3 November 27, 2019

A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.
The 3 little pigs!
The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END
The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END
by AStrunkMan69 May 28, 2022

Alex: Hey, isnt it July 25th?
Karen: Yeah it is, why?
Alex: Well its Ask your crush out day 3, will you go out with me?
Karen: Yeah it is, why?
Alex: Well its Ask your crush out day 3, will you go out with me?
by 69696969420420420 July 25, 2020

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”
by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021

that escalated quickly — when a scenario goes from relatively calm or innocuous to out of hand and intense.
by insideb4 December 12, 2020
