so's your face

The proper comeback to any insult, especially the infamous "Your mom goes to college!"

Sandee:"Your mom goes to college!"
Jennifer:"So's your face!"

by delovely May 27, 2005

shoot your bolt

to ejaculate violently

i shot my bolt all over the place

by ali barber September 25, 2003

hush your gums

a word used commonly and randomly by chavs. Basically it means shut up.

hush your gums you silly little rotter or i will bang you wooooooooooooh and waht?

by spoofy May 13, 2005

to do your chemistry

(as a verb) to do or complete the daily, and often boring, household chores one is responsible for as a child living at his parents house.

This definition stems from the often objective observation that most high school kids today not only hate chemistry, but consider it boring as well as a chore.

a boy comes from school and says to his mother: i want to go and watch and porn video and later go my girlfriends house. his mother responds: before doing whatever it is you have proposed i want you to do your chemistry.

son: which one: physical, organic, inorganic, analytical, or biological?
mother: no you twit. i want you to take out the recycling and the trash, wash the dishes and drive your little sister to ballet classes; otherwise i am cutting off your allowance.

by Sexydimma December 4, 2011

cool your balls

Chill out, relax, quit busting your balls.

dude! cool your balls!

or

cool your balls, man! no need to get all worked up!

by Takamata69 February 24, 2010

Put in your bit.

To calm down, get ready or focus.

George Clooney (Seth Gecko) to Quentin tarantino (Richie Gecko): "Put in your bit."

As Richie gets excited fantasizing about Kate in the film "From Dusk Til' Dawn (1996)

by Mike Losquadro October 29, 2006

shine your apple

To Masturbate, or have oral sex

1.wow, she just shined his apple
2.Mark is shining his apple
3.My god do you always have to shine your apple

by BlackniteZ April 5, 2007