CORN CHIP BLOW JOB

A CORN CHIP BLOW BLOW JOB IS THE ACT OF EATING SOME CORN CHIPS AND CHEWING BUT NOT SWALLOWING,

THEN PROCEEDING TO GIVE ORAL SEX TO A PARTNER.

MY DICK LOOKS LIKE ITS BEEN THROUGH A MEAT GRINDER AND STINGS BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME A CORN CHIP BLOW JOB LAST NIGHT.

by MuddyBottoms August 30, 2021

Nub Job

A nub job is when a double amputee uses their two nubs to stroke a man’s Willy or commonly known as penis to the point of climax.

Leon quickly closed his laptop as he had gone too far and witnessed a “nub job” on a pornographic site.

by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow October 16, 2019

Canadian nose job

1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.

2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian

1, 2) I should have given him 2 minutes in the penalty box for the Canadian nose job he gave me.

by Oxford Hood December 17, 2018

Adam Smash Job

The act of getting fisted by the fictional character of "Adam Smasher" from Cyberpunk 2077

i'll take one adam smash job please.

by LTC_Doggo September 11, 2022

Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.

Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.

by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016

Triple Job

Colloquially "Triple J"
When one receives all of the below at the same time; a blow job, a hand job ands a rim job.
3-4 parties must be involved for a triple J to occur. Anything with more parties would be considered a Triple J Orgy.

Guy 1: Those two chicks gave me a sick Triple Job last night.

Guy 2: Sound mate! I've never had more than a Double J

by Gold5 January 9, 2016

job

a disgusting swear word

are you gonna get a j*b?
a job is where they pay you to work.

by inbushis June 8, 2025