John

John is the best person in the world. He’s funny, hot, tall, smart, caring, and so much more. He also kisses really good, I love making out with him. He makes feel things that I didn’t even know were possible, iykyk

“Man, I’d love to have a John”

“Omg she’s so lucky to be dating John”

by Lavine6969420 November 14, 2022

John Jake Pappas

A John Jake Pappas is when an individual proceeds to distract a majority of the class by gathering them over to their working space to socialize.

Oh look at all the people at his desk, he's pulling a John Jake Pappas.

by anonymous November 12, 2021

john beur

a fucking piece of shit that steals all my damn gum

John Beurer is Nicolette Martinez’s little bitch

by Nicolette Martinez November 3, 2021

thomas john cairney

A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.

I think I just met a Thomas John Cairney today! He was super tall, shy, and good at soccer.

by TJ gives BJ's January 3, 2017

Is that you, John Wayne?

When someone says this, they mean that you are being tough as an act.

Hartman: "Here you are ALL equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who don't pack the gear to serve in my beloved corp. Do you maggots understand that?"

Joker: "Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"

by J0HNW@NY3 November 13, 2025

John

John can replace a person, place or thing

“Hey pass me that John” “what John are you talking about?” “I’m talking about the John on the table”

by John hein February 10, 2021

John

A John is one of the most sexist, most attractive human beings you could ever meet. A john is also fearless and is never really scared to do anything, A John will also always make you laugh because of how humorous he is. A john may also seem shy when sexual things come in to play but is very freaky once you get it out of him.

Your such a john

by Janes125594 March 6, 2022