Skip to main content

unconditional love

The misguided belief that it is possible to love someone regardless of what they might do or say. This is of course impossible without the accompanying sense resentment, as can be experienced in family life.
I love her unconditionally, however i do also have this awful feeling in the pit of my stomach every time i tell her, ah well, that's unconditional love for you
by fat brewer November 16, 2009
mugGet the unconditional lovemug.

vines of love

The beautiful curly locks of hair on your chest between your pecks. Often used to jokingly tell your friends how to pick up chics. (Disclaimer: this does not actually work unless she also has vines of love.)
Rod: What should i do dude this girl is fine!
John: Just show her your vines of love and you will have nothing to worry about.
by Ol' ReD March 11, 2010
mugGet the vines of lovemug.

bullet of love

1.to ejaculate

2. A fake side-project of the band distopia, they play grindcore, punk, and 80's hair-metal. They have such hits as donkey punch and fecal impaction.
"Hey look its bullet of love...do they have cucumbers in their pants...?"

"yup."
by Jewfro July 30, 2008
mugGet the bullet of lovemug.

Zombie Love

Like puppy love, this type of love is an undying passion and love of any one person or thing in which you cannot get thinking about them out of your head because of how much you just can't live without them.
Jean has Zombie Love for Breanna because he never stops talking about how he can't live without her.
by WrenaByrd July 13, 2012
mugGet the Zombie Lovemug.

Love tax

When you make love with somebody and they owe you for it. So you tax them for the love. Or when somebody is a pain in the ass to love but you love them anyways, so the owe you for your love.
He bought me lunch as a love tax.
by Dawg_90210 August 27, 2016
mugGet the Love taxmug.

Bum Love

Verb; The pleasurable, and/or loving act of anal sex.
1). It would be nice to have a bit of "Bum Love" today.
2). Let's make "Bum Love?!"
by Master-007 August 7, 2012
mugGet the Bum Lovemug.

Share this definition