by Shen remains October 17, 2020
Get the National James Daymug. James is a good kid and he just got a new girlfriend and her name well lets not worry about that he also has a very pretty mom and sister and they are one of the coolest families you will ever meet. James is super funny and his sense of style is supa dupa heat. he kind of looks like the kid from polar express but that's ok
by jame'sdad February 24, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. by Bobbyboi42069 February 24, 2022
Get the Hayden james daleymug. James Shanahan was the kind of high schooler who thought he was destined for greatness but was really just another forgettable face in the crowded hallways. He carried himself with an inflated sense of self-importance, always talking about how he was going to be rich, powerful, and “run this town” one day. In reality, he was just another kid struggling through algebra and barely passing gym class.
James wasn’t particularly smart, but he liked to pretend he was. He’d talk loudly in class about things he half-understood, throwing around big words in an attempt to sound intellectual. Teachers saw through it. His classmates found it more amusing than impressive. And group projects? A nightmare. He’d insist on being the leader but contribute next to nothing, leaving others to clean up his mess.
Socially, he tried too hard. He wanted to be one of the popular kids, but his attempts at fitting in always felt forced. He laughed too loud at jokes that weren’t funny, tried to impress girls with exaggerated stories, and bragged about things no one cared about—like how his dad “knew a guy” who owned a Lambo.
But the real reason people talked about James? His biggest insecurity. The locker room whispers, the quiet snickers when he walked by—it all stemmed from one unfortunate incident in gym class. A poorly tied towel, a wrong turn in the showers, and suddenly, James’s shortcomings became the stuff of legend. It didn’t matter how much he postured after that; the damage was done.
James wasn’t particularly smart, but he liked to pretend he was. He’d talk loudly in class about things he half-understood, throwing around big words in an attempt to sound intellectual. Teachers saw through it. His classmates found it more amusing than impressive. And group projects? A nightmare. He’d insist on being the leader but contribute next to nothing, leaving others to clean up his mess.
Socially, he tried too hard. He wanted to be one of the popular kids, but his attempts at fitting in always felt forced. He laughed too loud at jokes that weren’t funny, tried to impress girls with exaggerated stories, and bragged about things no one cared about—like how his dad “knew a guy” who owned a Lambo.
But the real reason people talked about James? His biggest insecurity. The locker room whispers, the quiet snickers when he walked by—it all stemmed from one unfortunate incident in gym class. A poorly tied towel, a wrong turn in the showers, and suddenly, James’s shortcomings became the stuff of legend. It didn’t matter how much he postured after that; the damage was done.
by Himothyyyyyyyy March 17, 2025
Get the James Shanahanmug. by Itsmesexybeast October 21, 2021
Get the William James Barrettmug. 
Jamee is short for Sheeps Treesh. She loves going around fucking half of Brooklyn New York. She lives for three things.... fucking dudes, smoking weed and nicotine. She got saggier titties than 80 year old woman and is known as Brooklyns greatest whore.
by Allal(boom)Jenkin July 15, 2022
Get the Jameemug.