Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.

Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'

by Jeff September 12, 2003

out of your gourd

when your are so high your cant function correctly and people just look at you and just know your fucked up.

Nik Harken smoked so many pcp dipped ciggarettes in south side Des moines last night his boss fired him and told him "you are out of your gourd, your fired."

Nik Harken is so out of his gourd he is doing the robot agian.

by the bowz June 3, 2009

so's your face

The proper comeback to any insult, especially the infamous "Your mom goes to college!"

Sandee:"Your mom goes to college!"
Jennifer:"So's your face!"

by delovely May 27, 2005

shoot your bolt

to ejaculate violently

i shot my bolt all over the place

by ali barber September 25, 2003

hush your gums

a word used commonly and randomly by chavs. Basically it means shut up.

hush your gums you silly little rotter or i will bang you wooooooooooooh and waht?

by spoofy May 13, 2005

to do your chemistry

(as a verb) to do or complete the daily, and often boring, household chores one is responsible for as a child living at his parents house.

This definition stems from the often objective observation that most high school kids today not only hate chemistry, but consider it boring as well as a chore.

a boy comes from school and says to his mother: i want to go and watch and porn video and later go my girlfriends house. his mother responds: before doing whatever it is you have proposed i want you to do your chemistry.

son: which one: physical, organic, inorganic, analytical, or biological?
mother: no you twit. i want you to take out the recycling and the trash, wash the dishes and drive your little sister to ballet classes; otherwise i am cutting off your allowance.

by Sexydimma December 4, 2011

Get your Boi

to call your friend or family member on one of thier friends when they do something stupid or obnoxious.

teen #1. I just ran into that pole!!

teen #2. Hahaha Get your boi

by baseball_man_ghetto June 9, 2007