louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

by Todd January 15, 2005

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JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES

someone who is skilled at a great deal of tasks, usually in the same feild, but who lacks suffcient skill in any one specific area.

"He can play guitar, keys and drums, but he just isn't that great"

"Jack-of-all-trades master of none"

by lukio March 18, 2007

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A Jack Off Plea (JOP) is what you beg your masturbation buddy to do -- "Ahhh ... don't stop, that feels sooo good, I'm almost there, I'm gonna cum soon, yes ... I feel my cumshot ... I'm cummming ... I'm having a cum-rush pleasure-gasm !!!".

Please ... my Jack-Off Plea right now is make me have a cum-rush pleasure-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021

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Jack Off Jill

the pioneer band in female Gothic rock bands, jack off jill (joj) is the most likely inspiration for Kittie and perhaps even Otep. they disbanded a while back, with each member doing a few side projects. They have currently resurfaced as Scarling. That release is yet to come(Band Aid covers the Bullet Hole, released as vinyl, for now). JOJ only produced two albums...Clear Hearts Grey Flowers and Sexless Demons & Scars. these two albums were amazing, and can still be bought in a few places. All in all, JOJ is an amazing band that had much potential, and will most likely make a powerful comeback in their latest incarnation.

"Jack off Jill is an amazing female metal band"

by Cinnamon Spider July 10, 2003

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