box

a fat ass person who is handicap or ultimately immobile.

Poor guy. Look at him. That box is probably sitting there wondering who the fuck is going to help him.

by ChipForClicks May 30, 2018

glock box

where one keeps the glock that's in their 'rari

Can you get my glock out of the glock box for me? It's to your right.

by Dr. Knokkers February 19, 2017

Dick in a box

When you cut a hole in a box and shove your wing wong ching chong in it

Wow that freak ezio just put a dick in a box

by Its time to stop July 4, 2016

Boxing a Horse for Charity

Referring to doing something sexual with someone that isn't actually intercourse without wanting to mention that they did something sexual with them because of whoever the audience consists of.

Person A: How'd it go yesterday with that guy?
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*

Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.

by ezlikesflatorangesoda May 27, 2022

Full Boxed 200 pump

When you box a person, and pull out your shotgun, and give them the big 200 pump.

Bro you will not believe what happened last night, I met this girl, I full boxed 200 pumped her

by tonyan March 30, 2024

light box

v. light boxing

like gaslighting but i’m confused

the act of making something think they’re crazy

i will light box micheal a

by shwacked September 10, 2020

Goblin Box

A box for when you have the habit of collecting random things off the ground (usually shiny things) and hoard them.

"I just found a bottle cap!"
"into the goblin box it goes!"

by Rat Dad August 12, 2019