Life

A slow and very painful death

Life is defined as every one is dying a slow and painful death if you think about it.

by Lifesucks21 May 14, 2018

Jaws of Life

When you put your pointerfingee, index finger, and your thumb in a girls ass or vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from your pointer and index fingers.

The shocker wasn’t cutting it any more for Sarah so I mixed things up a bit and gave her the Jaws of Life.

by expectations exceeded November 27, 2017

Life

That thing that can sometimes really seem to suck all the time

bruh, are you ok?
Yeah its just life

by Tanner_M November 27, 2015

Life

Meaningless in a sorority

As i walked down the frat boys hall all i hear is life, life, life. I’m in a sorority and I’ve never heard of such

by Kplav35 September 27, 2019

pretty pro-life

The act of supporting abortion laws that others must follow, but not you.

Despite the clinic's compassion, they were "unable to give any answers to help my medical situation. In my case, it was unhelpful and slowed my progress for actual care," Farmer said. Farmer describes herself as "pretty pro-life" and Christian. She then did something she never thought she would do: Begin looking for abortion clinics.

by Boo-e-bear November 14, 2023

Life Vertigo

The sensation when the thought of the rest of your life is overwhelming, dizzying, and usual terrifying, often with strong tones of existential angst.

This is very likely to occur at the time of a quarter-life or midlife crisis, or at the moment of a great change in life - new child, divorce etc.

I couldn't get to sleep last night, I had a terrible case of life vertigo.

by Heardabouttheword January 3, 2019

Life

Doing what everybody in society does

Me: I hate my life

God: too bad ;)

by Daddy69 October 11, 2019