Keith Stalker Time

The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.
Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!

Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....

Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!

Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket

Jack: FUUUU-

2 days later...

Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.

Luckly i saved the weed.
by bananas in yo mouth444 November 12, 2010
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2 times basketball

The official size of Ogre's head.

see Ogre
Ogre's head is 2 times the size of a basketball.

That head is 2 times the size of a basketball.
by Aaron-Dillon-Ian-Cameron December 27, 2003
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Russian Time-Bomb

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 50% vodka and 50% Red-wine. Russians are usually the only people to drink this drink, as we all know. russians love there vodka
Bar tender: what can i get you sir?
you: can i have a russian Time-Bomb please.
Bar tender: coming right up.
by Sloviak Argonian April 14, 2011
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part-time putter

A dude who does men in the ass ("putts from the rough") part-time; a bisexual male.
"Yo, I saw Travis get with that hamilton the other night, but he been spendin' a lot of time wit' Andy lately. I think he might be a part-time putter."
by M Rockwell February 20, 2007
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Third Times A Charm

This is when you are fingering a woman and when you pull out for finger you make her taste your finger, you then proceed to finger her, and pull your fingers out and make her taste it for a second time. On the third time when you stop fingering her and secretly put your fingers in your own butthole and make her taste it. It was third times a charm.
That girl didn’t even see it coming, I gave her the “third times a charm”.
by Beachers November 22, 2019
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fuwa fuwa time

Lit. Japanese Translation: "Fluffy Time". Also known as "Fluff fuck" in English. Pronounced as "Phu-wha Phu-wha Tei-mu"

The act of experiencing sexual pleasure by rubbing your genitals against your partner's pubic hair. If done correctly, the friction should also stimulate your partner, and when carried out to completion, care should be taken to ejaculate within the hair.
Since it was my marriage's 5th anniversary, my wife decided to give me some special fuwa fuwa time.
by Eyebrow Slut October 08, 2010
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japanese lunch time rush

The most famous line of the character from Kuroko's Basketball, Kagami Taiga. It's when people in japan tend to all rush and flock in a food establishment (in the anime's case, the school cafeteria) because the japanese only have a 30 minute lunch break. That sucks.
"Woah! Look at all those Japanese people going crazy for that special sandwich. THIS IS JAPANESE LUNCH TIME RUSH!"
by Ninjin Tensei April 10, 2015
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