alley cat mom

a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').
You are such an alley cat mom, Catherine!
by alleycatmom August 22, 2017
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Nanged the cat

When you fuck something up so badly you have "nanged the cat"

The origin of this tale leads to Fintan Morrison who once told his group of friends that his dad had decided to put down their dying cat by suffocating it in a barrel of nitrous oxide. (a very large nang)

This has then taken the form of a straightforward insult, where " nanged the cat" is in the equivalent of "you've really fucked up" so yeah
"You literally vomited into the beezys mouth last night fintan,

- Yeah, I really nanged the cat on that one"
by Nanged The Cat April 09, 2021
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Bumpin Cats

The act of sexual intercourse between two females. Can also mean two women who are close friends.
"Y'all always together, y"all be bumpin cats."
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cat tenders

my cat tenders ate themselves
by cabagekid69 April 05, 2022
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Hoss-Cat

A large woman; especially one who wears tight clothing while being large
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When your significant other or parents are away for a few days and you plan with your old trustful friends to meet up.
It usually happens in a tucked away shack in the woods where wild and crazy sexual experiences occur. You smoke weed, sing songs, lots of laughs, massages, spa baths, explore various kinds of sexual pleasure, lots of dirty taboo sex which is so good you're not even allowed to think about it. It can occur between two or more groups of friends, depends on what tickles your fancy.
Sia: 'Having sex with someone you really shouldn't be having sex with can make you reach for the skies faster than Kim Jong-Un's super large heavy nuclear warhead'.
Jocelyn: 'True, when the cats are away, the mice will come out and play that's for sure'.
by patootie's girl December 23, 2017
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Cat roller

The action of always using your lint roller just for collecting cat hairs on your clothes.
Cat person 1: I couldn't find my cat roller this morning so I have to go through the whole day today with all these cat hairs on me.
by J.J. Georvid February 02, 2017
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