by Kirby fucin guard March 22, 2021
Get the bro? mug.A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!
Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!
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Get the Bro. mug.She is almost normal she's usually spacing out and picking her tush she's nice to be around because she can't really communicate in fact she's so slow it actually seems she's going backwards
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Get the bro was like Nikocado Avocado losing weight mug.When someone pranks ther bro its called prank my bro on a vinicious level of unawareness. But be caareful because you bro might slime you out if you dont jugg the homies. We finna cross the road and backdoor them dudes. Why? cUZ they sum bitch ahhh dudes ๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐ซ๐คฒ. Astagfirullah
Im finna prank my bro then slime the opps out. Duke dennis pranked his bro and almost got slimed out. Yooooo i got opponents that are trynna prank my bro.
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