Walking On One's Lips

To be shit-faced drunk to the point of faceplanting the floor, and possibly having to use their lips to move across the room since they're too wasted to get up.

"You should've seen David the other night. He had so many drinks, the poor bastard was walking on his lips."

"Too much alcohol results in Walking On One's Lips"

by castlefreak2009 January 2, 2023

One bean banjo

When a woman touches her clit for the purpose of masterbating

LESLIE, why were you late?

I was playing the one bean banjo

by Old_Salty June 6, 2021

The one and only - Ross

There's not just one way to define Ross. The number of ways to define someone will never be sufficient enough to actually do that in full. Yet here we all are, trying to give a verbal definition to Ross. Alright, enough of the boring talk, let's get to the man of the hour, shall we. He's one of the most interesting and intriguing people you will ever meet. The ambition, the drive, the motivation! This charismatic green eyed man will blow you away. He's a person that you can trust, which is seemingly rare nowadays. You will learn so much from this intelligent individual. And most importantly, you'll enjoy each other's company like there's no tomorrow. So if you happen to come across Ross - don't be shy, say what you mean, maybe play him some songs on the ukulele because he might like that (but before you do, make sure you actually know how to play the darn thing). He's unforgettable.
Alright, I've given you a taste. I'm not about to just tell you everything. The rest is for you to find out once you actually get to know him. IF you get to know him, for not everyone gets that luxury ;)
Good luck finding Ross, because there's only one.
*mic drop*

Example A;
1 - "Ross, do you like climbing water towers?"
2 - "I don't like climbing water towers - I LOVE climbing water towers"
1 - "yeah me too, and I also like falling on cars"
2 - "you're into some weird shit, you know that?"
1- *Smiles smugly* "and don't you forget it"

Example B; And that's how the one and only - Ross came into my life

by Lovin'Sunflower May 3, 2022

one ton club

Fat bunch of fucks who hang out and drink piss. Cook wicked bbqs though, dominate quiz nights and are chubby fit.
Membership requires one to be over 100kg, although exceptions apply.
No tunnels or midget need apply

Wife: what movie you wanna watch tonight?
Man: sorry, got an important meeting with the one ton club tonight, can't miss it.
At pub
Man 2: ah, shook the ball and chain?
Man: word, I ain't gonna miss seeing the bar chicks tonight! It's your round!

Lady: hey, you have the sex appeal of and 80s porn star
Lady 2: you look like a sexy Ryan Reynolds

Lady 3: weren't you on family feud?
Man: OTC represent

by twiceonthursday April 20, 2015

covid missed one

Something you say or yell at or about some nimrod whose existence in the universe is a net counterproductive event.

As I drove past this nimrod who was on his cellphone in the left lane of Interstate 25, driving ten miles below the speed limit, I shook my head and muttered "covid missed one."

by BadDogSprocket September 10, 2022

one up koala

she is one of the most luckiest players out of the whole one up clan she is one of the best clan members out of the whole clan

Person 1: one up gamer is close to 200 subscribers we should subscribe to him
person 2: yeah we would be able to see his face and maybe special appearances by one up wolf and one up koala

by YTone_up_gamer September 28, 2020

Da one Dank

a bitch a coward a fake person who can't fight one sets people up to go to jail uses weapons to fight but can't win anyways

see da one dank he ran fast

by The Guy u want 2 know March 17, 2022