Job Madness

A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.

After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.

by Markusftr October 24, 2020

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by URBAN © Truth Teller November 2, 2020

Nut job

When you nut in your job and your boss sees it so you fuck him/her

I did a nut job yesterday at work

by Ghost buster nutter November 3, 2020

Iranian nose job

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.

theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.

by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020

Cider Job

when you bring a fresh ass for kenneth, chaos ensues

"Sounds sticky, Cider Job, sounds sticky"

by Goblinsanta January 5, 2021

bob has a job

wild bobs can have some jobs that include mob bobbing , job mobbing etc. these jobs are not odd

bob has a job

john: HE HAS A JOB
bob:*just trying to feed his kids* :(

by FULHGFUFY January 6, 2021

Frack Job

A sexual position in which the man "drills" the woman in her asshole, which leads to her releasing her "natural gases.
Can be enhanced by wearing a hard hat and orange vest and yelling "Give me your gas!".

"Hey,you want to give me a frack job?"
"Sure, just let me get my hard hat."

by theattorney January 7, 2021