Ass Croutons

butt crunchies. (see be-low)

She did a reach-around, and in so doing, came up with a handful of ass croutons.

by Phil-yah July 5, 2006

ass-muppet

A complete and total loser who spends his or her days jerking off to anime porn whilst eating potato chips and smearing the grease all over themselves. It is also a fat, lazy fuck with gravy stains all over his or her shirt who watches TV all day.

Clem wouldn't come out his room all day because he was whackin it to DBZ reruns; he is thus an ass-muppet

by DJClue77 May 2, 2006

McBitch Ass

A Mcbitch Ass is a person who is virtually useless to society. He is a person whose peers do not except him often because of his distinct and foul aroma and terrible work ethic. His ethnicity is inconclusive and often confuses himself, which we feel also contributes to his homosexuality.

1) Damn, when was the last time you showered McBitch Ass!!?
2) McBitch Ass: Oh, the bill was $21.95
Co-Worker: And you gave him $22 and asked for the change...you're a sloppy McBitch Ass!

by S.G J.L August 10, 2006

ass hopper

some one who has many sexual encounters

Diego is such an ass hopper, he is always pullin up to that bumper and smacking that monkey

by bobby rules September 26, 2006

Ass Nostril

1. Anus
2. An annoying or obnoxious person.
3. A bad place to store your keys.

1. It would suck to be a midget... every time you get in line you're eye level with a row full of Ass Nostrils.

2.Joe did what to your dog? And you didn't charge him? You Ass Nostril!

3. Most people just put that stuff in their pockets.

by strangehouse April 1, 2007

ass quest

Obviously, a mission to score a sweet peice of ass.

Bradon, an my self went an out on an ass quest to see if we could find some hot female companions to spend the evening with.

by Studmaster T October 30, 2006

Ass Truck

Refers to jerks in trucks that think they own the road and drive like morons. Could be any vehicle from a pick-up to a semi.

"That guy just cut me off! Ass truck!"

by sunsetfunset December 6, 2007