life

I give up

The meaning of life is I give up.

by dfggfhghoh;kj March 8, 2021

Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off

"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"

by DGdon May 7, 2019

Life

A waste of time and space

What is the point of living? You are wasting resources and you are a waste of space. Life is a lie.

by Naruto Uzumaki The 7th Hokage February 25, 2019

Five Finger Life

A way to say you find a way to get what you need, even if you have to steal it.

Resorting to theft to meet needs, such as stealing food to eat or clothes to stay warm:

If I can’t buy it then I’ll resort to five finger life and get it for myself.

“He paid rent by living that five finger life.”

by Casheel February 5, 2021

Life

A hard thing , or someing people need to find

Omg get a life

Lifes to hard i quit

by Ummmmmmmm daddy chill May 22, 2021

No Life

When you become so engrossed in a video game that it becomes your life.

"The first person to beat the World's Hardest Game without dying must've had no life."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019