Ron John

The coolest man to ever exist. (He is "good" at math) Also he has commited 49 crimes in total 6 being rapes, 8 kidnappings and 35 murders.

He acts like Ron John.

by SourceofAutism January 31, 2024

John summerhase

this person is a locksmith and a meme, he is also kjnhbgfdsfgtyhujikoijhuygtfrdesawesdrtfgyhuji

the John summerhase is gay.

by SCP-729-J January 21, 2020

Ron John Brown

When you meet a sketchy girl on tinder and meet up with her and she proceeds to grind on you leaving streaks of shit on you

Man i cant beleive that girl i met off tinder Ron John Browned me last night

by Liblabber November 3, 2018

John Carlos Knight

This guy thinks he his a sigma, he plays with children and he thinks he's the hottest guy on earth

did you hear about what John Carlos Knight did to that little girl

by John Carlos Knight December 12, 2023

john shell

Texas hillbilly with Hitler mustache

Wow john shell is here today

by Redryder March 21, 2017

Johned

The action of tapping/smacking your partners tits.

Guy 1: “Dude I just johned this girl last night it was so fun!”
Guy 2: “No shot! You rizzed her up bro”

by anonymous April 1, 2024

John

Cute funny always happy but when mad can be very angry great soccer player and a good hugger/kisser

John is a good kisser

ikr

by jv to smooth March 28, 2022