John Cocking Farm

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals

1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023

John the Tom

This person would fuck you in the morning with a Pickle

I need a John the Tom when I wake up

by ForgottotellherIhaveaids November 19, 2023

Johnely

johnely is an amazing friend. she’s always there for you, supports you, makes you laugh, gives you advice, she’s beautiful, she’s caring, she’s loyal, she’s perfect. she’s quiet but once you get to know her she’s really outgoing. johnely is so pretty. johnely can get mad fast but she doesn’t say anything, she just sucks it up and acts like everything is ok. she has a lot of friends but only a couple of close friends. she enjoys being with her friends. she’s an awkward person and gets nervous around a boy she likes. when she starts to like someone she really really really likes them. but she doesn’t let herself get to attached. johnely focuses on herself and always gets good grades. johnely is an amazing friend, daughter, student, and just an amazing person overall.

girl 1: hey are you friends with johnely?

girl 2: what kind of question is that? ofc I’m friends with johnely.

by kingnoahh November 19, 2023

John

A boy who wants a girl that’s not for him. John usually goes after the wrong girl , the girl who’s over him. He often fumbles his chances with the girl that actually cares and wants him.

John a boy who often goes for the wrong girl.

by Doesn’tthetruthhurtbae? November 19, 2023

John (douglas)

John is a very tall, athletic, and strong guy
He enjoys going on adventures, and stepin out da krib, most importantly he be spinin the ops blokk, besides that John's a very good friend who helps out when I need

Take a look at this example with John (douglas) in it
John: yo naa bra u good

Zion: no bru the opps js fukin stole all my chicken
John: oh wrd bet I gochu bra I got 20$ let's go to KFC

Zion: thank u John!

by Douglasonaspot_ November 19, 2023

Sweatpants John

Sweatpants John is what you call someone that is really good at a video game. They try so hard that they sweat. And they would then need to put Sweatpants on.

Brooooo that Sweatpants John literally killed me in 5 seconds. Fortnite is such a tough game!

by Cragnon December 17, 2023

John

A lame excuse, typically one given for a poor performance at something. Popular in the Super Smash Bros. community.

If we ever do get to go head-to-head, please...no Johns!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 December 18, 2023