A Douch of Bros is the collective noun for a group of Bros. The Bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”.
by Pixylicious February 01, 2024
When dad realizes his teen sons are horny all the time and jerk off alot like he did as a boy, he gets them a hooker and rents a motel room. Dad can then watch his sons fuck and get sucked off by the girl or join in with his boys and blow some massive loads of sperm.
Boy #1: Dude, dad got us a hooker again for your birthday this time! Boy #2: Sweet! It's bro bustin time! Dude I got a compliment from the girl last time how good my sperm load tastes. LOL
by Watchinfool December 14, 2023
confused, crazy, deranged, messed-up, intoxicated, broed. Variations include (but are not limited to) bro-tired, bro-wired, mega-broed, super-mega-crazy-broed, broed-a-la-mode, broed out da doe, and broed to tha floe. See also bro it out and the brozone. Origination in Santa Barbara, California, with subsequent development in more northern Bay Area towns.
"Man, am I broed out."
by Overturned Big Rig November 26, 2003
by moosears July 17, 2008
by Blast4dpast January 12, 2022
The next step up from friend zone.. this is not a zone you want to be in my friend. This is when you’ve messed up too much to go back to being a friend, but she’s choosing to keep you around out of convenience. You are.. bro-zoned
Dude texts you “how are you feeling” just to follow it up with a “so your roommate is out of town this weekend 👀?”… wow. Your bro-zoned bitch.
by Ratchelhoeliday July 27, 2021
When a girl sucks two dicks and gets them off in one night, then kisses them both after, they are now considered Eskimo brothers.
Jesse, from Christian school, says, "she sucked your dick too? And we both just kissed her? That means we are Eskimo bros now!"
by Kekala June 30, 2022