Simp

A word made up and now widely used by people who are trying to be edgy or trying to look "woke." It's supposed to be a new slur for straight people, especially men. Most of the people using it are straight themselves and just use it because they think it makes them cool or different.

Sam: Wow, Sally's so hot, I'm kinda jealous of her BF.

Henry: Shut the fuck up you simp

Sam: Who are you kidding, you totally wish you could bang her.

Henry: Uhh... How did you know?

Sam: If you call someone a simp I just assume you're straight and just being an edgelord asshole.

by Forgettable Name November 01, 2021

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How are that big of a simp looking at her snapscore, your name must be berkan

by Fatpussylicker June 25, 2020

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Friends ur a simp!
Me: don’t tell me things I already know |dramatic eye roll~

by Bellybutton666 August 23, 2021

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1. A self-entitled liberal that spends the majority of his paycheck on Onlyfans under the guise of feminism.
2. Kieran

Kieran is the biggest Simp around.

by Deanosaur2 June 25, 2021

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Originally a term for the "nice guy best friend." A guy who likes a girl and is always with her, but he is not her boyfriend. Rather than getting kisses and sex, a simp has to settle for hugs. In other words, a guy who gets stuck in the "friend-zone"

Is Chris sleeping with that girl? Naw, he's just her simp.

Is Chris ever going to get laid? Naw, he's just simp on Twitch E-girls and pays for their Onlyfan accounts.

by ilovemakima July 21, 2022

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