Fish

A term used to discribe a situation you had/have no control over
Fuck It Shit Happens

"Did that really happen last night... fish"

by Bianca MiLov July 8, 2012

Fishing the squid

(Phrase)
1. the act of being extremely obnoxious particularly in an effort to waste one's time and resources.

2. Hoarding a shared resource without active concern to others use of it.

Why is it taking so long for him to get our food? Is he fishing the squid back there?

by R. Roll November 18, 2010

Yu-shiang whole fish

An asian man fucks a fish, creampies the fish, then shoves the whole fish up his own ass. Then, he goes to work, leaving the whole creampied fish up his ass for the entire day. Once he goes home that evening he shits the whole fish back out and makes creampied whole fish shit pho for dinner.

My ideal man is a yu-shiang whole fish type of guy. So self sufficient!

by woody dick March 4, 2023

Loaded Fish

A raw fish stuffed full of sliced potatoes and cooked.

Alex, do you have any fish, I have potatoes we can load this baby up.

George, do you fancy coming round for loaded fish and chippy tea?

Dobbo, fancy making a loaded fish with your chicken tikka?

by Pukkas September 24, 2020

pearl fishing

To stick your nose in someone else's business unwanted. Mimicking the behaviour of the pearl fish, who lives inside a sea cucumber's arse hole without permission. Coined by Daz Games on August 21st 2024.

"OMG BECKY, how I broke up with darren is none of your business. Stop pearl fishing!!"

by Nerdi_Princessxgx August 21, 2024

fish

Another label for freshmen, both in high school and college.

A freshman, who nobody cares about.

"You reckon that chick's hot?"
"Dude, that's a fish"
"Oh, damn, I can't tap that. Lets get some waffles."

by CharlieDeltaMike311 September 30, 2011

fish bowl

The act of putting goldfish crackers in your partners mouth and either ejaculating or spitting in your partners mouth and or other orifices in order to create a “fish bowl”.

Man1“Damn my girl so freaky she let me fish bowl
her last night”
Man2”damn I wish I could find a girl like that”

by Undercooked January 3, 2021