Nick Off

A way to say fuck off in a polite manner

Nick Off!

by Don’t use you’re real name. August 3, 2019

Keep off the grass

What a gal says to ask you not to "proceed to fourth base" --- i.e., not encroach on her "thatched" area.

If a hot chick tells you to "Keep off the grass" during intimacy, giving her a "joint of grass" might addle her brain enough to make her change her mind.

by QuacksO September 6, 2019

Get off my ham.

Similar to saying off my meat or get off my dick.

Tell that bitch to get off my ham.

by Wall the Great October 5, 2019

Sash Off

An alternative way to say "f*ck off". Sash, meaning "f*ck", is a more appropriate and publicly acceptable word with which one may curse.

Guy 1: *being a f*cking dickwad*
Guy 2: Ahhh! Sash off!

by Seminal Fliud October 24, 2019

Get off the gas

Waking up your pancake and telling them that they are a booger while you are playing 42 with them.

Becky: Clint sure is sexy with them big hazel eyes.
Raina: oh... get off the gas.

by Beautifulcrazypancake October 28, 2019

Bloke off

Mad bloke that works at qube muchea as a mechanic but would rather be smashing cogs in a c500

Oi ya bloke off

by Blokeoff February 1, 2020

Meme off

When someone and yourself send memes to each other and face off or "meme off" until someone sends laughing emojis.

Bro 1: Hey bro, that was a nice meme off. You almost had me with the "The Mandalorian" one.
Bro 2: Yeah bro, that was a great one. I was hoping that would get you. I'm not surprised I lost to your Hannibal Buress narrating a game of tennis one. That one is hilarious.
Bro 1: That meme is my favorite one, bro. It gets me every time.

by MemeLord5729 April 19, 2020