John Crews

Biggggg beefy daddy John, he makes you want to pull off all your clothes and spray all over. He is your king once you dap him up. Hot body John they call him. Some people deny his glorious seduction but they all cave eventually!

John crews made me cum

by Aiden Johnson September 27, 2023

John Crews

A person that makes everyone around super duper horny. His hot body gives erections to everyone in a ten foot radius.

That dude John Crews made me cum as soon as I saw him.

by Aiden Johnson September 27, 2023

John Lyons School

Worst private school ever. Mostly due to having shitty students that dump you the day after asking you out. Their music teachers have kids that lie so much your not even sure they told the truth about their name. The guys grow baby moustaches thinking it cool but please god dammit just shave ur pedostache its not a good look.

"Should I go to John Lyons School?"
"God no the guys there are all dumb liars"

by Billie joe slay October 2, 2023

Zayne John

To kanga sit on a toilet and spray paint the bowl.

Fred just "Zayne John" the flipping toilet again, there's shit everywhere.

by CaptainWannaB October 6, 2023

John

A simp with homosexual tendencies who likes girls who look like korean soft boys.

Don't go Full John.

by Mt retr0 November 22, 2021

John

Drives a mercedes And spitting on all girls when he drives by. Loves to poop and lick women. He can’t park his car loyal, has a arrogant style of parking

that woman got tuff on her face from john

by Bompyjohnsen November 22, 2021

John

A cod loving and a loyal man and is super cold

You know John yeah he is super cold

by Iambisdeadlikeyourmom November 22, 2021